Sunday, December 5, 2010

Demonstrasi Air Selangor - Part 2 http://ping.fm/dHHnt
Demonstrasi Air Selangor http://ping.fm/dhWgr

Thursday, November 11, 2010

selalu bila korg klua,dlm average brape duit korg habes?

Ringgit Malaysia Lima Puluh. (tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat penggunaan) p/s: aku jenis penjimat siket, tak macam @zeeqa. Whoopps, kidding :p

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ini bkn soalan judgemental.tp ape expectation korg tntg perangai perempuan cantik?

Kebiasaannya adalah buruk. Kebiasaannya ok...

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duit raya taun ni dpt brape?

Ringgit Malaysia Dua Ratus Sahaja.

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raya dah nak habes..ape perasaan anda??ke mmg dah lame berakhir dah?hehehhee...

Sekali raya dah habis daa..Kekekeke :D

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ape dy 1 hadiah yg NORMAL yg slalu korg hrpkan org akan bg tapi tak penah ade org yg bg?

Tak pernah mengharapkan apa2 pun sebelum ni. Hehe, bagus tak aku? *muntah secara tiba2*

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ape pndpt korg dgn seseorg yg suke menyalahkan ibu bapa dy ats sbb spt family broken,anak2 kurg didikan agama dan terlibat dgn gejala sosial?patut ke dyorg begitu?

Di pihak anak-anak, tak boleh salahkan ibu bapa. Di pihak ibu bapa pula, tak boleh salahkan anak-anak. Kesimpulan: tak boleh salahkan sesiapa, dah benda ni atas tanggungjawab diri masing-masing di dalam keluarga. Cheers.

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korg rase remaja skrg n berani tak bertempat atau mcm mane?

Macam tu lah.

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tempat yg korg ingin sgt utk pergi?

SYURGA. For real. For sure ;)

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kalau org tny korg 'awk ni mcm mane ek sbnrnye?'haa ape yg bakal korg bgtaw dy?

"Ko pernah makan selipar tandas tak?" Hahaha, kidding.

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sy suke laa tny korg soalan2 ni.sape yg jwb my questions,korg very the sporting! sape yg tak nak receive any more Q's after this,boleh bgtaw sy ye.I won't follow u anymore :)

Itu namanya ugutan -___-"

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konon2 la korg dah nak kawen eh haha.sape yg korg nak jadikan pengapit korg?haa gituu...

@Yemzez! @the88thkaiser @najatborden

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warna kesukaan korg?

Biru. Eh, hijau! Dua-dua je lah! Huh

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ade sesiapa yg tak ingin menerima soalan dr sy lg? hehehe..

Siapa? Siapa? *sambil tgk kanan kiri*

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branded atau bukan?

Bukan.

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ok setakat ni lah kan,bile difikir2kan balik,apekah tndkn plg waras dn wajar yg penah korg lakukan?

Menjawab soalan2 anda. Hehe ;)

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dulu mase kecik2 time korg comel2 dulu (comel ke) kalau korg nak something korg mintak kat mak ke ayh?

Dua-dua aku mintak. Tak dapat tu, lain cerita.

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bgmn style pemakaian anda?mengikut trend terkini?simple?matang?colorful atau bgmn?

Sudah semestinya menutup pusat. (aurat) :D

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brape kali anda topup kredit anda dlm sebulan?kalau anda guna bil,brape limit yg anda gunakan?

Ringgit Malaysia Empat Puluh Sahaja. (bergantung kepada terma dan syrat penggunaan)

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ape dy sikap yg plg korg suka psl kwn baik/rapat anda?

Tak kedek.

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ciri2 rumah idaman?

Dekat dgn Masjid. *wink

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awk sggp tggu seseorg tu bertahun2 wpun awk masih tak tahu yg hbgn itu berbaloi atau tak?

Tak berbaloi. Sangat tak.

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kat mana ek letaknya nyawa???

Luh Mahfuz.

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

boleh ke korg handle 'awkward situation'?kalau ye bgmn caranye?

Boleh. Dengan cara aku pun buat sama jugak 'awkward action' dorang tu. Sure dorang bosan.

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macamana hidung/diafragma/jantung kita boleh menapis oksigen yang terkandung dalam udara yang memiliki kandungan karbon dioksiga, nitrogen dan habuk?

'Penapisan oksigen' daripada udara (karbon dioksida, nitrogen, habuk dan segala benda bagai) melibatkan satu anatomi organ yang sangat penting dinamakan 'alveoli'. Alveoli (tunggal 'alveolus') adalah beg kecil di dalam paru-paru yang di sekitarnya terdapat kapilari darah.

Kapilari darah yang membawa darah de-oksigen (darah dengan oksigen yang ciput) mempunyai dinding yang sangat tipis, membolehkan gas oksigen masuk dengan selambe badak, untuk menyamakan 'masuk dan keluar' (in and out) kepekatan oksigen di luar alveoli dan paru-paru.

Prosesnya adalah seperti berikut:
* Hidung kembang anda tarik nafas ---> udara dan segala benda bagai, masuk ke dalam paru-paru dengan bantuan diafragma ---> Jantung mengepam darah membolehkan proses pertukaran gas berlaku dengan cepat, dibantu oleh 'alveoli' yang terdapat di dalam paru-paru ---> Ulang *

Perkara ini berulang-ulang setiap kali anda menarik nafas.

p/s: Dah macam esei la pulak aku jawab ni.
Ko paham ke tak? -___-"

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seluar jeans kau boleh tahan berapa lama sebelum dicuci? ke kau ni jenis pakai sekali terus cuci?

Aku menggunakan seluar jeans jenis pakai sekali je terus buang. Power kan?

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who is http://www.facebook.com/shahhir

*click block* :D

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how dalat got it's name?

by Heidi Munan.

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Mee soba ke mee ramen?

Nasi lemak jugak best.

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kenapa kau follow twitter aku?

Sebab ko hensem. *muntah secara tiba2*

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mana datangnya rasa geli dalam diri seseorang tu? geli merupakan satu deria atau hormon?

Eh, geli la aku soalan ko nih! Eee gelinyerr. Hahaha

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keadaan : kau perempuan yang dah tak pernah bercinta dan sedang dilamar oleh seorang lelaki yang berusia dan mempunyai anak pinak soalan : macamana cara mudah mengurangkan batuk?

*facepalm*

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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

ape dy kata2 peransang yg terbaik penah korg bg kat someone?

"Kau kacak, brader. So kau boleh" Haha

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kamo itu suke seluar yang mcm mana?

Seluar dalam. Hahaha. Ok, tak kelakar. Aku suka seluar tight :p

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syg aq x??

tak.

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nape soaln ssh sgt?? huhu

Baru la mencabar. Soalan simple tak best nak jawab.

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hari ni korg lunch ape?ke korg puase? hehe...

Nasi putih + Ikan masak asam pedas (terbaek). Pergghh dengan air fresh oren, perrgghh lagi.

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kalau time2 mak korg or ayh korg tgh membebel2 dgn korg,korg buat ape?

Duduk setempat selama mana mereka membebel, sambil buat muka seposen/simpati.

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baju tradisional fevret korg?

Baju batik 1Malaysia. Satuuuuu.... *sambil buat isyarat nombor 1 kt tgn kanan*

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korg suke shopping dgn sape?

Tak layan shopping, aku layan tweeting je ;)

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korg rase sy ni mcm mane?hahahha.yg tak kenal tu bt2 mcm kenal aje lah ye hee :D

Saya rasa kamu OK! :)

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heliza the new 'Norjuma' ?pndgn anda?

Saya pandang *ke hadapan. * straight :p

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when u really care for someone,but the person didn't,how do u feel n what would u do?

I feel sucks. Ok, just let her/him go. -_____-"

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reaksi bila org gelakkan korg?

Ikut gelak sekali. Muahahahaha!

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some people suke pretend everythings fine utk xnak org lain terlampau risau.tp hakikatnye kita tau byk mslh dn benda perlu dirisaukan.reaksi korg berhdpn dgn org mcm ni bile korg pun terlibat dlm mslh tu?

Slow-talk and men-to-men talk.

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korg ade bahase secret yg org lain tak phm,tp org2 tertentu je yg phm mcm kwn2 korg?

Setakat ni, aku belum reka lagi.

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certain people tak suke komitmen bcuz they want their option to be wide.taknak yg ni,boleh pilih yg ni.tp kdg2 dia terlebih bg harapan kat someone.pndgn korg?tu dikire mainkan perasaan ke mcm mane?

Senang sahaja, sebabnya ialah: Manusia itu senang berubah. http://bit.ly/cKiig3 Thanks to @nabilazainin for RT ;)

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broadband sebulan byr berape?

Ringgit Malaysia Enam Puluh Sahaja (tertaklut kepada terma dan syarat penggunaan)

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Monday, November 8, 2010

ini #tekateki : Binatang apa paling pemalas? -__- jawapan aku bagi pukal je nanti

Soalan kacang. Jawapan dia singa lah, sebab dia malas cukur janggut dia.

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why ur name topek ketopekan?

Got a lot of people named Topek, so I found that this name will always be available to me to use as username. But, just called me Topek yo! ;)

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okey tanya terlalu awal. dah nampak. -.-'

Tu lah pasal ko ni.

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apende anda bg ke saya tu?

Soalan...kot?

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waktu paling lama tak tido bape jam??

72hours. For real.

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kau ada ulat gonggok? by frograt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9irJsMdV-1U

Takde. Ok, thanks.

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ble nak kawen??

4 tahun lagi.

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U start ur day with??

Open my eyes first when wake up in the morning.

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ni kwn kau ke??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVkGAJ7SmMk

Bukan.

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Apa yang best eh kat Jusco?

Ada banyak PATI. Ok tak kelakar. Kat mana-mana skrg ni pun banyak je PATI.

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game online y paling best hape eh?

DotA. Same as @okedkama :p

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ade nak tanye ape2?aku ngah free.ini soalan ke???bahahahaha

LOL

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kenape kehenseman didier drogba tidak dapat dibendung? by frograt

Sebabnya ialah Frograt lagi hensem dari Drogba. Tapi, walaubagaimanapun masih belum cukup untuk menandingi @topekketopekan :p

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What can put you in the rottenest mood ever?

What can put you in the rottenest mood ever?

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...suddenly, you have been caught doing the nasty. Who caught you and where were you?

...suddenly, you have been caught doing the nasty. Who caught you and where were you?

Answer here

Where is the strangest place you ever did the deed?

Where is the strangest place you ever did the deed?

Answer here

You are driving north on Hell avenue and can only turn west on to hell Terrace. There is a car coming toward you on Hell avenue also, which also can only turn west onto Hell terrace. what does this prove??

You are driving north on Hell avenue and can only turn west on to hell Terrace. There is a car coming toward you on Hell avenue also, which also can only turn west onto Hell terrace. what does this prove??

Answer here

You got offered a part in a movie. They will pay an enormous amount of money..but you have to play the town she slut/he slut. Do you play the part or do you refuse to compromise your values?

You got offered a part in a movie. They will pay an enormous amount of money..but you have to play the town she slut/he slut. Do you play the part or do you refuse to compromise your values?

Answer here

The aliens have landed...they have invited you in for dinner....what do you think they are up to?

The aliens have landed...they have invited you in for dinner....what do you think they are up to?

Answer here

Friday, November 5, 2010

pd pndpt korg la kan,kat mane letaknye maruah seseorg tu?

Di mana-mana.

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jika korg dah kawen kan,brape rmi ank yg korg nak?

4 mungkin?

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baju fevret korg kaler ape?

Biru! Eh, Hijau! Purple! Alamak..tiga2 tu kaler fevret la -__-

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anda suka carik psl?

Kadang-kadang.

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'Ayam' in Malaysia has two meanings. Are both edible?

Yup. First is edible and the second one is 'edible' too.

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why u love to answer weird question?

Coz simple questions are LAME.

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jerebu lagi ke?

Kedah, Perlis banjir.

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dah tahu dah.

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Friday, October 29, 2010

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pndgn korg tntg ahli politik zmn skrg?

#-__-

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bile ko nak tuka background pic?

Aku takkan tukar.

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some people suke sgt naruto.and other cartoons la.tak rase dyorg ni a bit childish?even kdg2 bapak org

Bleach!

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

korg move on mcm mane?

Ikut style poco-poco.

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ikan,ayam,atau daging?

Kambing pun sedap juga.

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Ham Sap means Salty and Wet in cantonese. If you happen to meet a person who just ate something Salty and Wet, would you call him/her Ham Sap?

I call him/her 'Garam Lembap'

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Jika korg penah walk away from someone's life,ape sbbnye?

Dia remove saya dari friend dalam facebook, atau block saya dalam @twitter!

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Which is more expensive? Parking 1 hour in Sunway Pyramid or 3 hours in Midvalley?

Parking at home is much better.

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kalau bg pertolongan utk ibu2 muda yg ade anak luar nikah,bukan ke bakal menambah lg jumlah seks sblm kawen?

Setuju!

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jgn bg harapan jika anda tak berniat utk merealisasikannya. pndgn korg?

Betul!

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Who's more likely a virgin? A guy who loves to do workout in Gym or another guy who loves to play Playstation? Why?

Both. Playstation guy: they keep saying "THIS IS THE BEST PART, THIS IS THE BEST PART" while playing playstaion. Gym guy: they keep saying "UUHH, AAHH, UUHH, AHH" while weightlifting or exercising at gym.

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U were cycling across kampung roads at night. A pontianak suddenly sat at the back of your bicycle and hugged you tight. What will you do next?

Willey!

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bila berckp tentang teknologi,ape yg directly will cross ur mind?

@Digi_Telco

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rncgn tv yg plg anda suka tonton?

Timeline at @Twitter.

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You gave your dad a middle finger and he asked why you did that for. What would you tell him?

You ask for it, you got it.

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A cinaman call a Rolex as Lolek. What would he call a Kotex?

Tampon.

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You took a shit and your handphone dropped into the toilet filled with your own shit. Will you pick it up?

Ahh..shit! Ok, I pick it up.

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ape bende yang best sangat twitter ni? *blur*

Don't know.

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Why did the Ah Beng cross the road?

Because he walking, not driving or riding.

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Who is the first person you crushed?

HER.

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Who is the first person you crushed?

Who is the first person you crushed?

Answer here

i follow u :3)

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Ngeeee spam spam spam hahaha

OK. :)

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Lemang or ketupat?

Rendang, please? :D

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Kuih seri muka or kuih keria?

Keria.

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Siti Nurhaliza or Dayang Nur Faezah?

Nope.

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Black eyed peas or Evanescence?

B.E.P

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You were instructed to jerk off an elephant for fertility testing. How do you masturbate an Elephant?

BLOW his COCK.

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Tidak saya tidak penah jadi anonymous...err kat fs kamu ler kekeke.

Anonymous tu adalah kamu? Tapi yang mana satu? kekekekeke :D

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could you please tell me briefly about how you met your beloved one, suhana lala? i bet most of our friends want to know about your love story. so please be honest.

I met her on timeline.

We chat, then meet up.

After that we coupled.

Now, we are planning to marry each other.

As the conclusion: I ♥ HER

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

You have a videoclip of Paris Hilton making out with Jho Low. You posted on youtube. Paris Hilton sue you, and wanted tooth for tooth remedy. You are required to makeout with Jho Low for another videoclip to circulate. Will u do it?

Did you mean #legalizeblowjob?

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If you can only do 1 thing on Patpong street of Bangkok, what would you do?

Public masturbation.

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If you can only do 1 thing on Patpong street of Bangkok, what would you do?

Public masturbation.

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Missionary position is a position you take when you're on a mission. Is that correct?

Not for me.

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U're in a traditional family and your marriage are arranged to a donkey at young age. You can't go against the wish of your family. Will you marry the donkey?

I rather if someone cut my penis.

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What does standard Bass guitar, Ukelele and Pi Pa had in common?

Dunno. I just love to playing KOMPANG. @CKGord, jom jamming. kekekeke

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Why policemen wear shorts last time but now can't?

KPN tak bagi laa.. hahaha :D

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Would you have sex with a donkey for RM50 and a chance to shake hand with Barack Obama?

Having sex with a donkey for RM50 isn't cool, but I rather to choose to shake with Obama, take a photo and upload it in twitpic, then tweet about it. Cool isn't it?

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If you eat Sperm Whale, does that mean you're eating sperm?

Sure! But, you go first, @CKGord...

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If you do not have any hands, how do you pull a tapeworm out of your ass?

Calling my friend named @CKGord

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Monday, July 26, 2010

apakah tarikh anda meluahkan perasaan anda terhadap kekasih hati dan apakah reaksi si dia ketika itu?

Sebelum aku jawab soalan ko ni, baru aku teringat, ko sebenarnya nak korek rahsia aku ke ape? DEM, 4 feb 2010. Sekian, terima kasih.

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bagaimanakah anda mengetahui yang anda jatuh cinta terhadap kekasih hati anda?

Saya tidak tahu. Kami rasa perasaan itu datang secara tiba-tiba. Bagaikan angin yang datang menyapa, tidak tahu dari mana arah, terus sahaja datang ke pipi :p

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Where's the best place to masturbate in public in Malaysia?

Rumah Urut.

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antara skala 1-10 berikan tahap anda menyintai kekasih hati anda.(1-tak sayang langsung. 10-sayang gila vavi)

10, dan 10, dan 10, dan 10 lagi..

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berikan nama penuh kekasih hati anda. (jangan sorok2 nanti si dia kecil hati)

Suhana Lala la. Lalalala~

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Will you find it insulting if Lady Gaga wore your underwear on her head to do a performance?

It will be insulting if on top of the underwear written the words: "Did you see this I am wearing your underwear, Topek?".

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agak2 bila kte leh kapel?? ahaha...joking...bila nak dtg swk lg?

Jom sekarang. Oh, maksud aku datang Sarawak sekarang.. Haha, tipu lagi. 28hb September datang sana balik untuk konvo.

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Berpunya apa? Soalan anda tidak jelas.<---buat2 tak jelas pulak. okay kali ini lebih jelas. anda sudah mempunyai kekasih hati? siapakah nama beliau?

Sudah. Dia ialah Suhana Lala.

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Both Louis Vuitton and LooWeeThong handbags are sold in Petaling Street. Which one is original?

LooWeeThong!

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U were playing with your private part when your friend just walked into the room and snapped a picture of you doing it. In order to get the picture back, your friend offered you to play his/her private part in exchange. U agree?

Yummy! :p

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Semen can shoot out at the speed of 20miles/hr. Heard of anyone blinded by it?

Not yet. But, I think someone blinded by the semen will cheat the doctor what really happened to him/her. Because he/she will shame for what was happened. :D

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apakah jenis bantuan itu?sila nyata kan...

Bantuan anda lambat sampai la. T_T

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How do you pick the best Pomelo from the stalls in Ipoh?

Smell it, rub..smell it, rub (I will repeat until satisfied)

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U just beat traffic light. A police officer stopped u and ask u for some money so that he'll not write u a ticket. U pull out a gun and shot him down and sped off. Another police officer stopped u and ask u for some money for that. Will U pay this time?

Shot him and leave some money. (for his funeral).

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dx/dy x= ____

@.@

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Which of these countries have not invaded Melaka? 1)Holland, 2)Portugal, 3)Britain, 4)Majapahit, 5)Metrofulus.

Metrofulus

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Why is that condom store in some shopping complexes in Malaysia called "I NEED HOUSE"? What's with that name?

Condom need a house, maybe..?

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti 'Do' = C D E F G A B ' ? ' ... What's the last 'Do'?

C!

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Who's the last Sultan of Melaka? Sultan Mahmud Shah or Sultan Ahmad Shah? Apparently, before the Portuguese invaded, Sultan Mahmud handed the reign temporary to Sultan Ahmad Shah. But Sejarah said Sultan Mahmud Shah was the last.

The HISTORY cheat us! :p

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