Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Ham Sap means Salty and Wet in cantonese. If you happen to meet a person who just ate something Salty and Wet, would you call him/her Ham Sap?
I call him/her 'Garam Lembap'
Dia remove saya dari friend dalam facebook, atau block saya dalam @twitter!
Parking at home is much better.
Who's more likely a virgin? A guy who loves to do workout in Gym or another guy who loves to play Playstation? Why?
Both. Playstation guy: they keep saying "THIS IS THE BEST PART, THIS IS THE BEST PART" while playing playstaion. Gym guy: they keep saying "UUHH, AAHH, UUHH, AHH" while weightlifting or exercising at gym.
You ask for it, you got it.
You took a shit and your handphone dropped into the toilet filled with your own shit. Will you pick it up?
Ahh..shit! Ok, I pick it up.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Sungai Rejang is jammed with logs. You saw an Orang Asli with a penis as big as elephant trunk. And you now elephant can lift logs with trunks. You're an environmentalista-freak. How do you solve the problem?
I twitpic that 'trunk' :D
I am not wearing my pants.
Yup. I opened my mouth widely.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
I Like To Move It (Madagascar's song)
Saya percaya itu memang cinta. Ya, benar itu CINTA.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
You were to asked to release a dog, a cat and a midget locked in a PetStore. Which one would u release first?