OK je, sebab aku cool. kekeke :D
Thursday, July 29, 2010
At 5sen perKM fuel consumption car you're driving. Which one is better? Drive 50KM without toll or drive 10KM but pay RM2 toll?
Since 5 cent/km, therefore:
1. 50 km without toll:
50 km = X cent
50 x 5 = 250 cent
250 cent = RM 2.50
X cent = RM 2.50
2. 10 km with RM 2 toll:
10 km = X cent
10 x 5 = 50 cent
plus RM2 for toll = RM 2.50
Both answers are same, but I rather choose 10 km with toll.
p/s: I just ride motorcycle la! Not have a car yet :p
Male: "that one" Female: "that one" and "that one".
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
You have a videoclip of Paris Hilton making out with Jho Low. You posted on youtube. Paris Hilton sue you, and wanted tooth for tooth remedy. You are required to makeout with Jho Low for another videoclip to circulate. Will u do it?
Did you mean #legalizeblowjob?
Not for me.
U're in a traditional family and your marriage are arranged to a donkey at young age. You can't go against the wish of your family. Will you marry the donkey?
I rather if someone cut my penis.
Dunno. I just love to playing KOMPANG. @CKGord, jom jamming. kekekeke
KPN tak bagi laa.. hahaha :D
Having sex with a donkey for RM50 isn't cool, but I rather to choose to shake with Obama, take a photo and upload it in twitpic, then tweet about it. Cool isn't it?
Sure! But, you go first, @CKGord...
Calling my friend named @CKGord
Monday, July 26, 2010
apakah tarikh anda meluahkan perasaan anda terhadap kekasih hati dan apakah reaksi si dia ketika itu?
Sebelum aku jawab soalan ko ni, baru aku teringat, ko sebenarnya nak korek rahsia aku ke ape? DEM, 4 feb 2010. Sekian, terima kasih.
Saya tidak tahu. Kami rasa perasaan itu datang secara tiba-tiba. Bagaikan angin yang datang menyapa, tidak tahu dari mana arah, terus sahaja datang ke pipi :p
antara skala 1-10 berikan tahap anda menyintai kekasih hati anda.(1-tak sayang langsung. 10-sayang gila vavi)
10, dan 10, dan 10, dan 10 lagi..
Suhana Lala la. Lalalala~
It will be insulting if on top of the underwear written the words: "Did you see this I am wearing your underwear, Topek?".
Jom sekarang. Oh, maksud aku datang Sarawak sekarang.. Haha, tipu lagi. 28hb September datang sana balik untuk konvo.
Berpunya apa? Soalan anda tidak jelas.<---buat2 tak jelas pulak. okay kali ini lebih jelas. anda sudah mempunyai kekasih hati? siapakah nama beliau?
Sudah. Dia ialah Suhana Lala.
U were playing with your private part when your friend just walked into the room and snapped a picture of you doing it. In order to get the picture back, your friend offered you to play his/her private part in exchange. U agree?
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Not yet. But, I think someone blinded by the semen will cheat the doctor what really happened to him/her. Because he/she will shame for what was happened. :D
Smell it, rub..smell it, rub (I will repeat until satisfied)
U just beat traffic light. A police officer stopped u and ask u for some money so that he'll not write u a ticket. U pull out a gun and shot him down and sped off. Another police officer stopped u and ask u for some money for that. Will U pay this time?
Shot him and leave some money. (for his funeral).
Why is that condom store in some shopping complexes in Malaysia called "I NEED HOUSE"? What's with that name?
Condom need a house, maybe..?
Who's the last Sultan of Melaka? Sultan Mahmud Shah or Sultan Ahmad Shah? Apparently, before the Portuguese invaded, Sultan Mahmud handed the reign temporary to Sultan Ahmad Shah. But Sejarah said Sultan Mahmud Shah was the last.
The HISTORY cheat us! :p
Monday, July 19, 2010
siapakah nama kekasih hati anda @ bakal isteri anda? sila bagi nama penuh dan jujur kerana kejujuran adalah segala galanya.
Kalau anda tanya soalan ini minggu depan, pasti saya akan jawab.
Friday, July 16, 2010
U need to shit (URGENTLY). U arrived in a singular cubicle toilet with shit smeared on the wall, floor and seats. The toilet roll is soaked in urine and flush handle stained with pukes. You had no choice. Will u still shit there?
It is better if I shit in my pants.