OK je, sebab aku cool. kekeke :D
What I need is to read books, watch movies, and play video games. I mean, A LOT.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
At 5sen perKM fuel consumption car you're driving. Which one is better? Drive 50KM without toll or drive 10KM but pay RM2 toll?
Since 5 cent/km, therefore:
1. 50 km without toll:
50 km = X cent
50 x 5 = 250 cent
250 cent = RM 2.50
X cent = RM 2.50
2. 10 km with RM 2 toll:
10 km = X cent
10 x 5 = 50 cent
plus RM2 for toll = RM 2.50
Both answers are same, but I rather choose 10 km with toll.
p/s: I just ride motorcycle la! Not have a car yet :p
Why are private parts smelly after two days of not taking any bath?
Male: "that one" Female: "that one" and "that one".
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
What does standard Bass guitar, Ukelele and Pi Pa had in common?
Dunno. I just love to playing KOMPANG. @CKGord, jom jamming. kekekeke
Would you have sex with a donkey for RM50 and a chance to shake hand with Barack Obama?
Having sex with a donkey for RM50 isn't cool, but I rather to choose to shake with Obama, take a photo and upload it in twitpic, then tweet about it. Cool isn't it?
If you do not have any hands, how do you pull a tapeworm out of your ass?
Calling my friend named @CKGord
Monday, July 26, 2010
apakah tarikh anda meluahkan perasaan anda terhadap kekasih hati dan apakah reaksi si dia ketika itu?
Sebelum aku jawab soalan ko ni, baru aku teringat, ko sebenarnya nak korek rahsia aku ke ape? DEM, 4 feb 2010. Sekian, terima kasih.
bagaimanakah anda mengetahui yang anda jatuh cinta terhadap kekasih hati anda?
Saya tidak tahu. Kami rasa perasaan itu datang secara tiba-tiba. Bagaikan angin yang datang menyapa, tidak tahu dari mana arah, terus sahaja datang ke pipi :p
antara skala 1-10 berikan tahap anda menyintai kekasih hati anda.(1-tak sayang langsung. 10-sayang gila vavi)
10, dan 10, dan 10, dan 10 lagi..
berikan nama penuh kekasih hati anda. (jangan sorok2 nanti si dia kecil hati)
Suhana Lala la. Lalalala~
Will you find it insulting if Lady Gaga wore your underwear on her head to do a performance?
It will be insulting if on top of the underwear written the words: "Did you see this I am wearing your underwear, Topek?".
agak2 bila kte leh kapel?? ahaha...joking...bila nak dtg swk lg?
Jom sekarang. Oh, maksud aku datang Sarawak sekarang.. Haha, tipu lagi. 28hb September datang sana balik untuk konvo.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Semen can shoot out at the speed of 20miles/hr. Heard of anyone blinded by it?
Not yet. But, I think someone blinded by the semen will cheat the doctor what really happened to him/her. Because he/she will shame for what was happened. :D
How do you pick the best Pomelo from the stalls in Ipoh?
Smell it, rub..smell it, rub (I will repeat until satisfied)
U just beat traffic light. A police officer stopped u and ask u for some money so that he'll not write u a ticket. U pull out a gun and shot him down and sped off. Another police officer stopped u and ask u for some money for that. Will U pay this time?
Shot him and leave some money. (for his funeral).
Why is that condom store in some shopping complexes in Malaysia called "I NEED HOUSE"? What's with that name?
Condom need a house, maybe..?
Monday, July 19, 2010
siapakah nama kekasih hati anda @ bakal isteri anda? sila bagi nama penuh dan jujur kerana kejujuran adalah segala galanya.
Kalau anda tanya soalan ini minggu depan, pasti saya akan jawab.
Friday, July 16, 2010
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