Thursday, July 29, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

You have a videoclip of Paris Hilton making out with Jho Low. You posted on youtube. Paris Hilton sue you, and wanted tooth for tooth remedy. You are required to makeout with Jho Low for another videoclip to circulate. Will u do it?

Did you mean #legalizeblowjob?

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If you can only do 1 thing on Patpong street of Bangkok, what would you do?

Public masturbation.

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If you can only do 1 thing on Patpong street of Bangkok, what would you do?

Public masturbation.

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Missionary position is a position you take when you're on a mission. Is that correct?

Not for me.

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U're in a traditional family and your marriage are arranged to a donkey at young age. You can't go against the wish of your family. Will you marry the donkey?

I rather if someone cut my penis.

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What does standard Bass guitar, Ukelele and Pi Pa had in common?

Dunno. I just love to playing KOMPANG. @CKGord, jom jamming. kekekeke

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Why policemen wear shorts last time but now can't?

KPN tak bagi laa.. hahaha :D

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Would you have sex with a donkey for RM50 and a chance to shake hand with Barack Obama?

Having sex with a donkey for RM50 isn't cool, but I rather to choose to shake with Obama, take a photo and upload it in twitpic, then tweet about it. Cool isn't it?

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If you eat Sperm Whale, does that mean you're eating sperm?

Sure! But, you go first, @CKGord...

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If you do not have any hands, how do you pull a tapeworm out of your ass?

Calling my friend named @CKGord

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Monday, July 26, 2010

apakah tarikh anda meluahkan perasaan anda terhadap kekasih hati dan apakah reaksi si dia ketika itu?

Sebelum aku jawab soalan ko ni, baru aku teringat, ko sebenarnya nak korek rahsia aku ke ape? DEM, 4 feb 2010. Sekian, terima kasih.

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bagaimanakah anda mengetahui yang anda jatuh cinta terhadap kekasih hati anda?

Saya tidak tahu. Kami rasa perasaan itu datang secara tiba-tiba. Bagaikan angin yang datang menyapa, tidak tahu dari mana arah, terus sahaja datang ke pipi :p

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Where's the best place to masturbate in public in Malaysia?

Rumah Urut.

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antara skala 1-10 berikan tahap anda menyintai kekasih hati anda.(1-tak sayang langsung. 10-sayang gila vavi)

10, dan 10, dan 10, dan 10 lagi..

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berikan nama penuh kekasih hati anda. (jangan sorok2 nanti si dia kecil hati)

Suhana Lala la. Lalalala~

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Will you find it insulting if Lady Gaga wore your underwear on her head to do a performance?

It will be insulting if on top of the underwear written the words: "Did you see this I am wearing your underwear, Topek?".

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agak2 bila kte leh kapel?? ahaha...joking...bila nak dtg swk lg?

Jom sekarang. Oh, maksud aku datang Sarawak sekarang.. Haha, tipu lagi. 28hb September datang sana balik untuk konvo.

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Berpunya apa? Soalan anda tidak jelas.<---buat2 tak jelas pulak. okay kali ini lebih jelas. anda sudah mempunyai kekasih hati? siapakah nama beliau?

Sudah. Dia ialah Suhana Lala.

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Both Louis Vuitton and LooWeeThong handbags are sold in Petaling Street. Which one is original?

LooWeeThong!

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U were playing with your private part when your friend just walked into the room and snapped a picture of you doing it. In order to get the picture back, your friend offered you to play his/her private part in exchange. U agree?

Yummy! :p

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Semen can shoot out at the speed of 20miles/hr. Heard of anyone blinded by it?

Not yet. But, I think someone blinded by the semen will cheat the doctor what really happened to him/her. Because he/she will shame for what was happened. :D

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apakah jenis bantuan itu?sila nyata kan...

Bantuan anda lambat sampai la. T_T

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How do you pick the best Pomelo from the stalls in Ipoh?

Smell it, rub..smell it, rub (I will repeat until satisfied)

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U just beat traffic light. A police officer stopped u and ask u for some money so that he'll not write u a ticket. U pull out a gun and shot him down and sped off. Another police officer stopped u and ask u for some money for that. Will U pay this time?

Shot him and leave some money. (for his funeral).

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dx/dy x= ____

@.@

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Which of these countries have not invaded Melaka? 1)Holland, 2)Portugal, 3)Britain, 4)Majapahit, 5)Metrofulus.

Metrofulus

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Why is that condom store in some shopping complexes in Malaysia called "I NEED HOUSE"? What's with that name?

Condom need a house, maybe..?

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti 'Do' = C D E F G A B ' ? ' ... What's the last 'Do'?

C!

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Who's the last Sultan of Melaka? Sultan Mahmud Shah or Sultan Ahmad Shah? Apparently, before the Portuguese invaded, Sultan Mahmud handed the reign temporary to Sultan Ahmad Shah. But Sejarah said Sultan Mahmud Shah was the last.

The HISTORY cheat us! :p

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